Galen, you are a totally famous guy. I know a bunch of totally famous guys, but you’re probably way more of a rockstar than Knoxville is. What’s the coolest part about being a rock star?
I don’t have any weird nicknames for you like I do for Chris. That’s probably something we should change. I was going to call you GALENFAIS, but I’m not sure if I’m allowed to do that because I don’t really have fourth-wall breaking privileges. Should I just professionally start referring to you as OOH MISTER HOWARD? Or will you be like, “Please, Mister Howard is my father”?
Speaking of your dad, usually I only like to freak Chris out with weird shit like that, but you look enough like Chris that maybe I’m just getting confused. Does your dad really not want to date me? Doesn’t he think I’d be a perfect stepmother to you?
Tell me a story about how weird your dreams are. Don’t forget to cite your sources.
How do YOU feel about being Jack White’s sister, Meg? Chris won’t ever answer that question.
What’s your favourite song to sing?
Since your dad didn’t seem to accept my advances, in ten words or less, could you maybe pass my number along to Brad? Why or why not? Be specific.
He seems really fun and, right now, my twin boyfriends are NOT fun. Have you ever dated twins? I don’t reccomend it.
When you’re magic, what kind of magic can/do you do?
If you and Chris could rockstar team up and do a song together, what would you sing?
I’d go with “Light My Candle” from Rent, if I were you guys. Chris could be Mimi since he usually sucks harder than you do.
Man, wouldn’t it be funny if you and Chris decided to switch places and girls expected him to kiss them and you were like HA HA I’M GONNA DO BRIAN, then let me take pictures and give them to Chris?
…Maybe it’s just me.
Okay, and finally, who do you think would win in a fight: Hush or Jareth?